has anyone ever noticed that cinderella has no... →
it has bothered me ever since i was a child why do you have no ears, cinderella
funkies: mnastynastynasty: is one direction like a cult or something it really is
You do learn things and one of them is that happiness has nothing to do with...– Kurt Cobain (via cyanidegrrl)
things i do when i fangirl:
bittersweetirony: smile until jaw feels like breaking make seizure-like body movements make random hand gestures if alone, scream loudly if not alone, scream internally if doesn’t care, scream anyway run around the house then back weep weep but don’t let tears fall make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy hug something claw something pull hair sigh try saying...
The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via meggannn)
giver-of-armbands: girlwithalessonplan: I hope Rick Santorum’s movie-going experience is ruined by cell phones and talkers. I hope Rick Santorum slips on a patch of ice and lightly cruises his coccyx. I hope Rick Santorum loses his car keys tomorrow morning, and he ends up 20 minutes late to work. I hope Rick Santorum gets stuck behind a person at the cash register who’s got 30 items and...
Woman v. The Government (with a twist)
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend: if you just look at him, you’d think that Jimmy is all cute and innocent but no whips
Screw Justin Beaver, tomorrow is Roger Daltrey's...
whoarethemodwolves: darksideofthezeppelin: THIS ew it’s Justin’s birthday tomorrow? neh
jackalltimelow: i ship myself with concert tickets
theeppytomymacca: Wait, oh yes, wait a minute mr. postman! What do you want can’t you see I’m busy DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE TIME TO LISTEN TO YOU ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND DO I
hana-no-hikari: even if I’m walking around with nothing on, rape/molestation/harrasment should not be a fucking expected consequence of my choice
clavid: starting a support group for people who run meme blogs it’s called cover you in gasoline and light you on fire
papercutsxo: that girl casually picking at the cake omg oh my god i wasn’t expecting that i’m crying
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum brushes his teeth at night and accidentally uses his wife’s tube of Vagisil instead of toothpaste.
theeppytomymacca: It’s not just Davy. It’s not just the Monkees. It’s that sudden realization that someday, all of my favorite musicians are going to pass away.