March 2012
has anyone ever noticed that cinderella has no... →
it has bothered me ever since i was a child
why do you have no ears, cinderella
funkies:
mnastynastynasty:
is one direction like a cult or something
it really is
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“You do learn things and one of them is that happiness has nothing to do with...”
– Kurt Cobain (via cyanidegrrl)
things i do when i fangirl:
bittersweetirony:
smile until jaw feels like breaking
make seizure-like body movements
make random hand gestures
if alone, scream loudly
if not alone, scream internally
if doesn’t care, scream anyway
run around the house then back
weep
weep but don’t let tears fall
make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy
hug something
claw something
pull hair
sigh
try saying...
“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via meggannn)
giver-of-armbands:
girlwithalessonplan:
I hope Rick Santorum’s movie-going experience is ruined by cell phones and talkers.
I hope Rick Santorum slips on a patch of ice and lightly cruises his coccyx.
I hope Rick Santorum loses his car keys tomorrow morning, and he ends up 20 minutes late to work.
I hope Rick Santorum gets stuck behind a person at the cash register who’s got 30 items and...
Woman v. The Government (with a twist)
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:
if you just look at him, you’d think that Jimmy is all cute and innocent but no
whips
Screw Justin Beaver, tomorrow is Roger Daltrey's...
whoarethemodwolves:
darksideofthezeppelin:
THIS
ew it’s Justin’s birthday tomorrow? neh
jackalltimelow:
i ship myself with concert tickets
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theeppytomymacca:
Wait, oh yes, wait a minute mr. postman!
What do you want
can’t you see I’m busy
DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE TIME TO LISTEN TO YOU ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
DO I
February 2012
hana-no-hikari:
even if I’m walking around with nothing on, rape/molestation/harrasment should not be a fucking expected consequence of my choice
clavid:
starting a support group for people who run meme blogs it’s called cover you in gasoline and light you on fire
Watchpapercutsxo:
that girl casually picking at the cake omg
oh my god i wasn’t expecting that i’m crying
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum brushes his teeth at night and accidentally uses his wife’s tube of Vagisil instead of toothpaste.
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theeppytomymacca:
It’s not just Davy. It’s not just the Monkees. It’s that sudden realization that someday, all of my favorite musicians are going to pass away.
