April 2012
beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
theeppytomymacca:
you know those toothbrushes that play music while you’re brushing your teeth
I really wish they made those for musicians that weren’t crappy sigh
hte monkes
davy: wow look at all these girls this is great
mike: shut up whore we r here to play music
davy: wow random girl i love you
mike: davy
girl: ilu2
mike: dAVY
girl: oh no wait i'm actually like a crocodile princess whore and now you and all your friends have to die cos you're a white british male
mike: fUCKING DAVY
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.
Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.
j-moriarty:
hey, so i get that you think that the beatles are bangin’ but you don’t need to announce in detail how much you want to screw them on every photo you reblog okay? ok
Watch
ihopericksantorum:
I hope rick santorum is pooping, and every time he wipes he just cannot get it clean for hours
